Today, Today

Today I had a Cheese Steak sandwich with most of my family (seeing as some of it is missing at all times and one half refuses to see the other). Yum. (Also somewhat boring, but you had to know.) Earlier in the day I listened to Panic at the Disco which I love! I'd almost forgotten to be interested in them, seeing as my favorite bands have a habit of disbanding. (Curse you, Hush Sound!! [Although I would never curse them really].) Anyway, I was so immersed in Pretty. Odd. that I decided to fly back to 2008 and catch them in Chicago. It was a great performance. Then I went to Salt Lake to save the Mayor's cat from a pack of angry birds. Or should I say peck? Yes, I do believe I'd better say "peck of birds"! Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Peppers. Did you know Pickled Peppers are really a rare species of bird? They are. That's why Peter came with me to catch them- they have to be handled with care, just like your mother's fine china. After all that, I came home exhausted to a very hyper cat (mine) and had to stop her eating a very sticker piece of paper. I think someone's been sneaking her catnip again, and I've planned a stake-out to catch them at it. Undercover. Does anyone have a transmutation device or shrink ray? Let me know if you do. So after saving the Mayor's cat and then mine, I began blueprints for my siege on Girl Scouts of America Headquarters. If anyone wants a cut, we should have the contraband cookies around next week, say about Monday-Wednesday. Those things should really be illegal, they're so addictive and disgusting and you need like ten boxes a day. Its almost as bad as nicotine. We've dedicated a few cases to science and are working on the GSC- Girl Scout Cookie- Patch. Well, my fingers are tired from too much texting, so this is all for now. Be inventing again soon, I hope! Happy dream hunting.