Random Quotes

Q) "Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming!"

#) "O, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! and yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all whooping."

&) "There ought to be one fairy for every boy and girl."

"Ought to be? Isn't there?"

A)  "Its about filling up the deepest cut that separates class from class and soul from soul."

2)  "Where are you off to, today?"

"The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story

About a beanstalk and an ogre and a -"

III)  "I should have perished by his hand. It was his right.

 It was my right to die as well. Instead I live... but live in hell."

23)  "Yet in his eyes all the sadness of the world . . .

Those pleading eyes, that both threaten and adore . . ."

Z) "I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."

$) (Sarcastically) "Love for his neighbour makes his virtue perfect; And knowing money is a root of evil, In Christian charity, he'd take away Whatever things may hinder your salvation."

62) "O God, sir, here's a dish I love not: I cannot

endure my Lady Tongue."

M) "You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square —

But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!"

X) "Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold."

10) "...my roommate is... Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."

XVI) "Wear a nightcap when you nap

Be bewitching with some stitching on your cap!"

7) "True, I talk of dreams, Which are the children of an idle brain, Begot of nothing but vain fantasy, Which is as thin of substance as the air And more inconstant than the wind..."

K) "And those things do best please me, that do befall preposterously."

@) "Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges..."

IV) "If my grandma Tzietl, may she rest in peace, took the time to come all the way from the other world to tell us about the tailor all I can say is that it's for the best."

13) "Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in

 to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that."

!) "Ah! Before you speak, pray take this handkerchief."

 "What?"

"Cover up that bosom, which I can't Endure to look on. Things like that offend Our souls, and fill our minds with sinful thoughts."

"Are you so tender to temptation, then, And has the flesh such power upon your senses? I don't know how you get in such a heat; For my part, I am not so prone to lust, And I could see you stripped from head to foot, And all your hide not tempt me in the least."

"Laugh track on a TV show echoes in the dark alone, I go to bed feeling bad that I’m the reason that you’re sad: January to December, do you wanna be a member? I feel like if I’m too kind then you will only change your mind. Take advantage of my heart and I’ll go back into the dark. Love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather: January to December, do you want to be a member?"

"My simpleness threatened by my own admission. And the bags are much too heavy, in my insecure condition. I know I'm diving into my own destruction. Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble, I find myself choking on all my contradictions..."

"Carelessly growing up and growing old... I knew this was a dream; it was too good to be true, coincidences were a bit much, too. Who wants to wake up? Who wants to lose it? Who wants to live in this place? I don't, so I'll be sleeping in. I wake up and I feel alone, but I was just asleep. Right where I belong, inside this sad, sad song."

"My hands are tired but my eyes are open. This modern denial has me broken. Nothing mystical, no hullabaloo, just chemicals and no one looking down on you. What am I thinking? While the world's shrinking? But that don't make it logical. If you're so sure it's rational. You're just pushing me down, they tell you trust your head, but never feel like you're good enough. You're just crushing me down, they wanna take our light, make us fight, but never cry for the ones you love..."

"I like the sound of the broken pieces. We like to move like we both don't need this... Give me the sound to see another world outside that’s full of all the broken things that I made. Just give me a life to bleed, another world outside that’s full of all the awful things that I made. We like to dance but the dead go faster... Cell-correction, mass-dissection, death squad brats are in detention..."

"This hope is not lost. It's mischief to turn, your ship to send off. Puppets and gowns, we'll ransack this town. I'd rescue you now. In velvet you'll drown, and this again. Keep your word, don't let me drown. Just another story now..."

"Your stitches are all out but your scars are healing wrong, and the helium balloon inside your room has come undone. And it's pushing up at the ceiling and the flickering lights it cannot get beyond. Oh everyone takes turns, now it's yours to play the part , and they're sitting all around you holding copies of your chart. And the misery in their eyes is synchronized and reflected into yours. Hold on, one more time with feeling. Try it again, breathing's just a rhythm. Say it in your mind until you know that the words are right. This is why we fight. You thought by now you'd be so much better than you are. You thought by now they'd see that you had come so far and the pride inside their eyes would synchronize into a love you've never known. So much more than you've been shown..."

"I feel I've been riding in a fast car; Burning dirty gas won't get you that far. I feel I've been riding up the wrong path, but I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh..."

"Everyday there's a thousand things that somehow pass us by. Gotta cut through the noise so you can know what love sounds like. Buzzing like neon lights, loud and clear, pulls you near. We got all the memories, so much more we can't see. Like sleeping in on Sunday, laughter we never fake... But it's like your compass points a million directions; Do you need me to buy you a telescope so you can see how good life could be? And I'll wait for you as long as it takes, until I get through and it hits you right in the face."

"I'm a cloud drifting by, dripping tears from the sky. I'm a snail without a shell, a leper with a golden bell. I've got nowhere to go; I'm a stray cat on the roam, choking on a chicken bone for a home sweet, no sweet home. For a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree. For something, somebody that reminded them of me. Running with my roots pulled up, caught me cold so they could cut what there was left of love. Work your fingers to the bone building castles out of snow. I'm a nomad walking on, humming to the same old song. Lower case society tighten no community. A kingdom without a king. With no sense of belonging, for a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree- for something, somebody that reminded them of me. Running with my roots pulled up so they could cut me free of love .Dragging my roots through the snow for a home sweet and no sweet home, I've got nowhere to go..."