Today, Today

Today I had a Cheese Steak sandwich with most of my family (seeing as some of it is missing at all times and one half refuses to see the other). Yum. (Also somewhat boring, but you had to know.) Earlier in the day I listened to Panic at the Disco which I love! I'd almost forgotten to be interested in them, seeing as my favorite bands have a habit of disbanding. (Curse you, Hush Sound!! [Although I would never curse them really].) Anyway, I was so immersed in Pretty. Odd. that I decided to fly back to 2008 and catch them in Chicago. It was a great performance. Then I went to Salt Lake to save the Mayor's cat from a pack of angry birds. Or should I say peck? Yes, I do believe I'd better say "peck of birds"! Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Peppers. Did you know Pickled Peppers are really a rare species of bird? They are. That's why Peter came with me to catch them- they have to be handled with care, just like your mother's fine china. After all that, I came home exhausted to a very hyper cat (mine) and had to stop her eating a very sticker piece of paper. I think someone's been sneaking her catnip again, and I've planned a stake-out to catch them at it. Undercover. Does anyone have a transmutation device or shrink ray? Let me know if you do. So after saving the Mayor's cat and then mine, I began blueprints for my siege on Girl Scouts of America Headquarters. If anyone wants a cut, we should have the contraband cookies around next week, say about Monday-Wednesday. Those things should really be illegal, they're so addictive and disgusting and you need like ten boxes a day. Its almost as bad as nicotine. We've dedicated a few cases to science and are working on the GSC- Girl Scout Cookie- Patch. Well, my fingers are tired from too much texting, so this is all for now. Be inventing again soon, I hope! Happy dream hunting.

Have you ever written a letter and had nothing interesting to say?

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has. And sometimes, when you're life is so Normal that you can't write a letter without putting its recipient to sleep, you have to invent a little... Maybe you can even inspire yourself to go out and have an adventure... So I don't care if I mix a little fiction with my facts- I'm going to write it all.
Today I woke up late. I was a little upset that I'd let myself sleep so long, but I figured I'd get over it by doing something awesome. I settled on sledding, and decided to take my dog.  When we got to the hill, I remembered how long it'd been since I'd been sledding and how much weight again and began to get cold feet... But that dog jumped on that sled like a pro and went flying down. She looked like Air Bud, but with a sled...
Actually, my dog is a coward and the most sliding she ever does is across the kitchen floor. But its very entertaining to watch, which I did for some time earlier today. I think sometime that human beings get animals just to know that some living creature does goofier stuff than they do. Its certainly a good laugh to watch them pounce on inanimate objects.
So what else did I do today? Drank apple juice. Ate a late lunch. Saved the world. Took pictures of the Alps. Fell off of a building. Drank a few shots. Danced very badly around the kitchen. Punched someone. Went on a walk with my dog. Carried her around the house like a shepherd carries a lamb. Insulted my brother in 15 stupid ways. Was insulted by said brother in 15 other stupid ways. He won the contest. I invented a little, drew a little, read a little, and wrote a little more. And I'll try to do something interesting before I blog again. Happy living, my friends. Living is all we can do to convince ourselves its worth it.